Kiplan Goes A-Hunting

Jeremy ran out the door this morning, and jumped into the car, excited to start his first day of podium polishing.

This little town never seemed so big to him as he climbed the steps of the court house. Maybe he can begin to make a name for himself along with a paycheck.

Meanwhile, Kiplan decides to go explore the town for himself and start working towards his lifetime goal of being a Gold Digger. In order to achieve this goal he must find and woo the richest woman he can find, followed by a marriage built on false love and lies, and the sooner she dies the better so he can swim in her money for the rest of his miserable life.

He begins his search at the library.

He sidles up to the nearest woman, and continues to stare until she notices him.

The woman he happened to spot first is none other than Agnes Crumplebottom, part of one of the richest families in Simdom. And for once, his fake niceness seems to fool someone and they actually hit it off. What luck!

So Kiplan, knowing that Agnes was rich, and that she could be "the one" to fulfill all his dreams, moved in a little bit closer and warily asked "Are you single?"

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