Getting to Know You

Ugly fatigues and horrible hair-do or not, Agnus is the richest woman in town, so Kiplan went right back to wooing. He even apologized for his stupid behavior at the party.

Kiplan was sorry, he didn't want to screw up his chances for wealth, and he found that he actually missed holding her. He asked if he could crash on her couch that night because he wanted to stay away from Jeremy for as long as possible. 

Agnus forgave all, and said he could stay. 

Meanwhile, Jeremy was enjoying the final chapters of his romance novel and grateful for the quiet house. Dealing with mess hall duty and coming home to a house full of Kiplan has been stressing him almost to his breaking point.

After Agnes showered, she kissed Kiplan goodnight and told him to make himself at home. 

Kiplan stood in awe of the decor. Could all of this be his someday?

He made himself dinner in the top-of-the-line kitchen

And even practiced a few dance moves,

then headed upstairs to the guest room for bed.

But the only thing there was an old ratty teddy bear, and.... a baby's crib.

Why would a single woman have a crib? It gave Kiplan the creeps. 

So he called a cab and left as soon as he could. 

Kiplan Cleans House

Kiplan doesn't mind cleaning and working, he just doesn't like being told to do it, so as a surprise for Jeremy, Kiplan got up early to clean the toilet. But when he heard Jeremy get up, he ran out of the bathroom, not wanting to be seen. 

Jeremy went to use the toilet, and almost barfed. 

"I just want you to know that the toilet is even more DISGUSTING than your underwear! And trust me, that is quite an accomplishment!"

Kiplan knew he needs to pull his own weight because he also hates living in a dump, but he had to wait until Jeremy left to clean up.

And while no one could see his good deeds, Kiplan scrubbed the kitchen sink, 

made the beds,

scrubbed the toilet,

and even decided he needed a job. Maybe the criminal career track? "Nah."

Who needs a job when you have a rich girlfriend on speed-dial?

Kiplan went over to Agnes's house, both to see her and stay away from Jeremy until he cools down, but was surprised to see her in Army fatigues. Kiplan's mind raced for a minute, "I thought she was rich enough to never have to work? ....maybe she is one of those people who likes working..."

"A handshake!?" Kiplan thought, "Well, I had best heat things up a bit...but man does she look ugly in uniform." 

Jeremy's Worst Day EVER

Jeremy came in from doing yard work to find only disgusting rotten mac-n-cheese to eat. 

Then, while he was going to prepare some decent food, Kiplan snuck up behind him

and scared him. "Gah!" But... at least he isn't in his tighty-whities...

After lunch Jeremy was super stinky. But then he discovered the broken shower. 

Gah! he is tired of this crap. 

But while Kiplan danced in his room, Jeremy fixed the shower. 

While dancing, Kiplan got a great idea of how to take over the world, so he went to share the news, but Jeremy yelled at him. He was naked after all...

When Jeremy got dressed, he asked Kiplan why he barged into the bathroom like that. Kiplan tried to explain his amazing mastermind plot, but Jeremy cut him off.

Through clenched teeth, Jeremy said "You just don't get it, do you?"

"You are an embarrassment!" 

"There were people here last night! I didn't even know they were coming, and you didn't even have the decency to clean that disgusting toilet!!"

"Not to mention, you are evil... and are constantly sabotaging me..."

...and ALL YOU EVER DO IS PRACTICE YOUR DANCE MOVES!!!"

"I AM SICK OF IT!!! It's like you are trying to ruin my life!"

"Whatever. I'm a great dancer."

Who needs a clean toilet, anyway?

Sabotage

Jeremy went to pay the bills and saw a bunch of disgusting weeds in the yard, so he got right to work on them. The paper boy told Jeremy he was a loser. For a minute he thought it was Kiplan. 

But, no. It was just the evil little paper boy.

Meanwhile, Kiplan was starving and too lazy to fix anything. So he tried some of the leftover mac and cheese. Ugh! Rotten!

But he still felt too lazy. Oh well, rotten food is still food. 

Then Kiplan took a shower and right after he was all clean and dressed, it broke. 

He knew Jeremy had been working all morning and getting grungy and would probably want a shower later. 

Whoops. 

Kiplan Throws a Party

The party goers will be here any minute, so Kiplan is making some snacks, and Jeremy has no idea that anyone is coming. He is just trying to relax after work.

The guests start arriving

and the party is officially started when the pizza comes.

Agnes is really hoping to have a good time with Kiplan, even though she hates crowds. 

Jeremy is glad to see that at least Kiplan invited his girlfriend, Veronica, to the party. Maybe this wasn't such a bad idea after all. 

Or was it? She may have commitment issues, but she did agree to be exclusive, didn't she? 

Kiplan loves parties, and some new girl complimented him out of the blue. It must be the spiffy jacket. 

Kiplan never realized how many pretty girls there were in town. 

Agnes is trying to be patient, but Kiplan has not said a word to her yet.

maybe she better just go.

Before Veronica heads out, she finally gives Jeremy a hug

and introduces him to her roommate, Jade. "You are lucky to meet her, she barely comes away from her computer to stop writing, let alone to a party," Veronica says. 

Before Agnes leaves, Kiplan runs after her. Finally, he is going to pay attention to her! But all he does is return the stereo she asked him to fix. 

Agnes just turns and leaves without saying a word.