Kiplan doesn't mind cleaning and working, he just doesn't like being told to do it, so as a surprise for Jeremy, Kiplan got up early to clean the toilet. But when he heard Jeremy get up, he ran out of the bathroom, not wanting to be seen.
Jeremy went to use the toilet, and almost barfed.
"I just want you to know that the toilet is even more DISGUSTING than your underwear! And trust me, that is quite an accomplishment!"
Kiplan knew he needs to pull his own weight because he also hates living in a dump, but he had to wait until Jeremy left to clean up.
And while no one could see his good deeds, Kiplan scrubbed the kitchen sink,
made the beds,
scrubbed the toilet,
and even decided he needed a job. Maybe the criminal career track? "Nah."
Who needs a job when you have a rich girlfriend on speed-dial?
Kiplan went over to Agnes's house, both to see her and stay away from Jeremy until he cools down, but was surprised to see her in Army fatigues. Kiplan's mind raced for a minute, "I thought she was rich enough to never have to work? ....maybe she is one of those people who likes working..."
"A handshake!?" Kiplan thought, "Well, I had best heat things up a bit...but man does she look ugly in uniform."
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